13 Freakn Cheap Things To Do For Mom

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13 Things To Do for Mom that won't cost you your entire Fortnite budget:

1. Just clean ANYTHING bonus points for Clean the bathroom(s)
2. Do the damn dishes
3. Cook her dinner
4. Clean up AFTER cooking dinner
5. Pour her a glass of wine
6. Make her coffee and bring it to her in bed
7. Do the laundry
8. Write her a thank you note
9. Run her a hot bubble bath
10. Let her sleep in!
11. Send her a text message telling her why is your favorite person
12. Rub her feet
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