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Does This Mask Make My Ass Look Fat | Face Covering

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Sizing Suggestion

  • Size small is recommended for Mother Punkers (women) and Little Punks (children) 
  • Size large is recommended for Dudes (men)
  • See info below for measurements

Does this mask make my ass look fat? A very legitimate question. Pants might be optional in the local Walmart but not masks. Mask your face and stay safe from The Rona... Or the Karens mask hunting anti-maskers. Funny masks will help us laugh our way through this shit storm. Get groceries in style with a snarky face-covering printed with love & laughter in Apple Valley, Minnesota by a punk mom fighting the good fight against censorship. 

    Three-layer face mask features a 100% polyester outer shell and a cotton inner layer that follows CDC recommendations for cloth facial coverings.

    Face Mask Details

    • The face mask is reversible.
    • Side one is obnoxious, just how we love you!
    • Side two has a blank side for when you might want an "appropriate" side showing.
    • The adjustable earpieces are made with polyester material.
    • Earpieces are polyester, stretchable material.
    • Also, includes adjustable fit sliders.
    • These masks are machine washable and quick drying.
    • Hang dry or tumble on low heat.
    • Size small is recommended for Mother Punkers (women) and Little Punks (children) 
    • Size large is recommended for Dudes (men)

    Mask Measurements

    • This is the measurement of the cloth portion minus the ear prices.
    • LARGE measurements: 7.9" by 5.5" - Suggested for MEN
    • SMALL measurements: 6.5" by 4.3" - Suggested for WOMEN and CHILDREN

    NOTE: Face masks are non-medical grade and non-returnable.

    IMPORTANT NOTES

    • Face masks/mouth masks follow the CDC recommendations for cloth facial coverings, however, they are non-medical masks and do not guarantee protection against infectious disease, including COVID-19.
    • Face masks/mouth masks are washable and reusable. It is recommended that the masks be washed before first use, after 3 hours of use in public spaces, and after 24 hours of use in a home environment.
    • Sharing masks with others is not recommended. Proper washing of masks before use by others is highly recommended.
    • Use of face masks/mouth masks should not be considered an alternative to hand washing, touching of the face, maintaining social distancing, or any other precautionary recommendation.
    • All face masks/mouth masks non-returnable due to hygiene concerns.

    Washing and Care Instructions

    • Machine wash warm or cold.
    • Tumble dry low. Use of dryer sheets or fabric softeners not recommended.
    • Do not bleach.
    • Do not dry clean.

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