Kick Today in the Dick | Face Covering


A new spin on the Fashion Freak best selling classic Freakn Tee, Kick Today in the Dick in ultra snarky face-covering version. When you're out shopping in the coronavirus era, there's no better way to shop. Get in and Get the F out. Sasshole moms, sarcastic dads, and pretty much all loudmouth people need this face mask to get groceries, get hardware, get whatever the F you need. 

Three-layer face mask features a 100% polyester outer shell and a cotton inner layer that follows CDC recommendations for cloth facial coverings.


  • The face mask is reversible.
  • Side one is obnoxious, just how we love you!
  • Side two has a blank side for when you might want an "appropriate" side showing.
  • The adjustable earpieces are made with polyester material.
  • Earpieces are polyester, stretchable material.
  • Also, includes adjustable fit sliders.
  • These masks are machine washable and quick drying.
  • Hang dry or tumble on low heat.
  • Size small is recommended for Mother Punkers (women) and Little Punks (children) 
  • Size large is recommended for Dudes (men)

NOTE: Face masks are non-medical grade and non-returnable.


  • Face masks/mouth masks follow the CDC recommendations for cloth facial coverings, however, they are non-medical masks and do not guarantee protection against infectious disease, including COVID-19.
  • Face masks/mouth masks are washable and reusable. It is recommended that the masks be washed before first use, after 3 hours of use in public spaces, and after 24 hours of use in a home environment.
  • Sharing masks with others is not recommended. Proper washing of masks before use by others is highly recommended.
  • Use of face masks/mouth masks should not be considered an alternative to hand washing, touching of the face, maintaining social distancing, or any other precautionary recommendation.
  • All face masks/mouth masks non-returnable due to hygiene concerns.

Washing and Care Instructions

  • Machine wash warm or cold.
  • Tumble dry low. Use of dryer sheets or fabric softeners not recommended.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Do not dry clean.

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