Masks Are F-ing Stupid | Face Covering

Sizing Suggestion

• Size small is recommended for Mother Punkers (women) and Little Punks (children) 
• Size large is recommended for Dudes (men)
• See info below for measurements

Now you can walk around letting people know you're only wearing your mask because you need groceries to feed your minions. Masks suck and pretty much no one likes wearing them. If everywhere is going to require them, here is a statement to let people know where you stand on the matter. There is science pro-mask and there is science against masks. If you're not wearing your mask over your nose or it's being worn as a chin strap, it isn't protecting anyone. But let us let the people feel "safe" and probably pissed off. At least you can feel good wearing it. 

Mask in the image is size Large.

Three-layer face mask features a 100% polyester outer shell and a cotton inner layer that follows CDC recommendations for cloth facial coverings.

Face Mask Details

• The face mask is reversible.
• Side one is obnoxious, just how we love you!
• Side two has a blank side for when you might want an "appropriate" side showing.
• The adjustable earpieces are made with polyester material.
• Earpieces are polyester, stretchable material.
• Also, includes adjustable fit sliders.
• These masks are machine washable and quick drying.
• Hang dry or tumble on low heat.
• Size small is recommended for Mother Punkers (women) and Little Punks (children) 
• Size large is recommended for Dudes (men)

Mask Measurements

• This is the measurement of the cloth portion minus the ear prices.
• LARGE measurements: 7.9" by 5.5" - Suggested for MEN
• SMALL measurements: 6.5" by 4.3" - Suggested for WOMEN and CHILDREN

NOTE: Face masks are non-medical grade and non-returnable.

IMPORTANT NOTES

• Face masks/mouth masks follow the CDC recommendations for cloth facial coverings, however, they are non-medical masks and do not guarantee protection against infectious disease, including COVID-19.
• Face masks/mouth masks are washable and reusable. It is recommended that the masks be washed before first use, after 3 hours of use in public spaces, and after 24 hours of use in a home environment.
• Sharing masks with others is not recommended. Proper washing of masks before use by others is highly recommended.
• Use of face masks/mouth masks should not be considered an alternative to hand washing, touching of the face, maintaining social distancing, or any other precautionary recommendation.
• All face masks/mouth masks non-returnable due to hygiene concerns.

Washing and Care Instructions

• Machine wash warm or cold.
• Tumble dry low. Use of dryer sheets or fabric softeners not recommended.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not dry clean.